sortofabulous:

@deputymcnuggets

dailytweets:

rt for 10 years of good luck

kindofabulous:

myrrhguy:

sandersstudies:

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

@deputymcnuggets

berndwuersching:

End of an era

hotboyproblems:

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

yurilanegra:

Lmaoooo guys watch this please

kindofabulous:

severlos:

sixpenceee:

The 2 ways of bathing via Jen Drake

Tag yourself, I’m the one rolling around.

@deputymcnuggets

softglenn:

WeEe can not have you around uSScrEWing things uuUp!

shrupdedup:

cooncomic:

71. Tax Season

@snockpuppet

dontbeanassbutt:

do you ever think about the impact “this bitch empty” girl?? Like she created a whole new verb that has a very specific meaning but pretty much all millennial and gen zs understand it. do you think she knows the scale of what she’s done??? because honestly what a legend

captainsnoop:

grandmapuncher:

captainsnoop:

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

extremely fair point 

scarlet–raven:

trainsforbrains:

no-nami:

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

shoelesscosmonaut:

Meet our druid everyone